Fix it Daddy

This morning Adam gave the kids Pop Tarts for breakfast.  Not long after Amelia calls out for her Daddy. 

Amelia-- "Daddy, come fix this." 
Daddy-- "What's wrong?
Amelia-- "My Pop Tart isn't working.  I tried to put it in my mouth but I can't bite it."
Daddy proceeds to break the Pop Tart in two, ask her if that is better.
Amelia--"Yes.  Thank you Daddy for fixing my Pop Tart."

Alex proceeded to tell me that it had ran out of batteries.  What are we teaching these kids?!